dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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