What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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