I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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