Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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