So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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