My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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