no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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