he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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