Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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