This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said her name was "party"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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