Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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