Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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