I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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