my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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