You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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