Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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