yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
