Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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