Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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