Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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