every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize