I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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