CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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