You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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