Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
