we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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