Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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