I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I need to calm my uterus...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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