if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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