how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Randomize
