so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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