No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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