If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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