do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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