He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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