she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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