drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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