Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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