i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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