his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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