why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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