so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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