her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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