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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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