doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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