Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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