Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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