He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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