D3 body, D1 cock
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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