So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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