yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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