Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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