I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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